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Pink: Why don’t we see it anymore?
It truly is a wonderful world in which we live. How amazing is it that we have so many ways to individualize ourselves to show just how creative and absolutely personalized we have become? On top of...
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Bicycles: The boy in the bubble went mobile
I don’t know if it is the same where you are, but where I live it seems that bicycles rule the road. All of us driver have been there, tooling down the road on a pleasant day when some no necker on his...
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Texting: How to appear more important than you are when nobody really cares
So you’re walking along, minding your merry little at some mall and it’s crowded. You glance to one side or another as you admire this or that little item when out of nowhere the teenybopper in front...
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Employment: Socially acceptable slavery
As per our unspoken agreement, I was not to talk about work. However, I found something that burns my cheese when dealing with employers. Basically, as a happy worker we are all supposed to understand...
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Apathy: Not my problem
So here’s the skinny. It’s one of the last few beautiful days we are going to have here in the land of 10,000 sompnerothers, the sub is shining, the birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with...
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Politics: Why Jesus REALLY Hates You
Those of us in the US have been bombarded with politically charged TV, radio, and interweb ads. We hear how Mr. Dippyshit is going to change the face of the nation by advocating for radical changes in...
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Sagging: Homogeneous Homoerotic Homophobia Homogenized
Have you ever found yourself walking the city streets and noticed some dude with his pants hanging halfway off his ass? Do these people realize just how ridiculous they look? Do they realize that,...
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Television: The Great Educator
In my few years on this planet, I’ve noticed a few things. There was a show where a guy, who had a very similar name to a famous zombie movie make-up guru, went around to find every day people on the...
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Retail: How to make good people feel like crap
I’ve worked in retail a bunch of times, but here is something I have never really understood. Here is Sally. Sally works at your dime a dozen retail clothing store. Sally makes $10 per hour and usually...
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Happy Belated Turkey Day
I posted this on facebook and figured I would put it here to just for shits and giggles. March 2011. With the economy in the crapper and nameless talentless puds filling us with their own special brand...
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Firearms: How to breed a fear monger
We all heard of the recent events on Connecticut. We all now hear how both sides of the fence are creating a schism. But what is the real issue here? Many people blame violent video games, violent...
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Shirtless: Why men cannot function while fully clothed
It’s mid-day, you’re taking a leisurely stroll down Nowhereville Lane when you pass a yard populated with some dude mowing his lawn… nothing strange there, he’s just shirtless. No matter. You continue...
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World War Z or How to miss the point when making a movie (SPOILERS)
Let me begin by saying that I am both a reader and a film buff. Having read the wonderful book that Max Brooks produced has been a pleasure, and learning that it was being adapted to film blew my mind....
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Setting the record straight: altruisms a go-go
I have always had a problem with this whole 1 Corinthians crap. This is the truth of the sappy, drippy, wovey dovey crap that people lie about when they take their vows. You may disagree with me… but...
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One less hero
As of 12/18/13, my dad, my hero… is dead. His struggle with cancer and complications from depression and pneumonia finally took its toll. He was eating breakfast and grumbling like usual. He breathed a...
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A personal request to myself: just taking notes
I told myself to document it next time it happened, and it happened again. Woke up in the middle of the night. Perception skewed. Mind focused on a needle both normal and the size of a telephone pole....
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Stories of my dad
In 1954 my dad enlisted in the Marine Corps. He received escort back to Minneapolis after two months because they found out he was 16. On the way, they stopped in Kansas City, MS. There the bartender...
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